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from Annals of Improbable Research
1999-12-04 The Start of the New Millennium
The year 2000 is nearly here. It is time to settle the question
everyone asks and no one cares about: When does the new millennium
One side insists on January 1, 2000. The other side holds
out for January 1, 2001. The only way to settle it is to
Therefore, the new millennium begins on July 1, 2000.
The issue is hereby declared settled.